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Roll up! Roll up! The circus is in town! Join Goldilocks, her mother Dame Gertrude Lé Froome and her brother Billy on an epic pantomime adventure! But, with evil Neville La Norman and his rival circus breathing down their necks, their circus is at risk of closure!
Whilst on a desperate hunt for a new star circus act, Goldilocks and her family come across a family of 3 singing bears! Will this be enough to save their circus, or will evil Neville get his way and see Froome's Circus closed forever?! This hilarious pantomime is packed to the brim with puns, show stopping musical numbers, and all the classic panto gags you've come to know and love!
Script Sample
DAME GERTRUDE LÉ FROOME
Oh, Goldilocks, darling! What are we going to do? The crowds aren’t coming, the elephants have turned into giraffes again, and my tights have more holes than a Swiss cheese! We need something big... something spectacular! I need a star act, and I need it now!
GOLDILOCKS
Don’t worry, Mum, we’ll find it! The audience will love whatever we put on that stage!
BILLY
Yeah, sure. Maybe we could just let the broom dance. It’s got more rhythm than Alice The Acrobat!
GOLDILOCKS
Come on, Billy. We need something really special, something that will blow their socks off!
DAME GERTRUDE LÉ FROOME
Something like… a troupe of singing bears!
BILLY
Yeah, because when I think of a big show-stopping act, I think of bears with microphones!
GOLDILOCKS
Singing bears? Mum, are you feeling okay? Where on earth are we going to find those?
Suddenly, a loud, deep voice booms from offstage. It's Neville La Norman, in all his evil glory!
NEVILLE LA NORMAN
Did I hear someone say 'singing bears'?! Hah! You’re too late, Froome! My circus has already secured the star act! I’ve got an entire chorus of lions who can not only sing, but juggle flaming torches while balancing on a unicycle!
DAME GERTRUDE LÉ FROOME
Ha! You think lions are a threat to bears who sing opera? Do you even know what ‘culture’ is, Neville? I invented culture!
NEVILLE LA NORMAN
Not with that dress you didn't!
DAME GERTRUDE LÉ FROOME
Excuse me?! I'll have you know that this is my national lottery dress.
NEVILLE LA NORMAN
National lottery dress?
DAME GERTRUDE LÉ FROOME
Yes! If your numbers don't come up, at least you're guaranteed a rollover!
NEVILLE LA NORMAN
Shut up! You're just asking for a circus disaster! Good luck, Froome! You'll never beat me! Mwhahaha!