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The Story
It's the coronation of Princess Pearl, and there's nothing her father wants more than for Pearl to become ruler of the seas. But Pearl has other ideas, wanting to enjoy her youth and play with her friends. Her lovable sidekick, Lucy Lobster, is with her every step of the way, protecting her from evil Queen Octavia! But, when Pearl heads to the surface and meets Prince Edward, everything will change!
This hilarious pantomime is packed to the brim with puns, show stopping musical numbers, and all the classic panto gags you've come to know and love, all with an underwater twist! Will Pearl take her place as the rightful ruler of the seas, or will evil Octavia take her place and defeat them all?!
Script Sample
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
Right! They're getting far too cosy for my liking! I want squabbling, sulking, silent treatment, not swooning! Actually, that sounds more like marriage! Let’s hope it doesn’t go that far…
KING TRITON
What exactly are you planning to do to her?
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
Oh, never you mind, dearie. In fact…
KING TRITON
In fact what?
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
…I might treat myself to a makeover!
KING TRITON
Well, it's about time. You could use one!
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
Silence! I’ve already stolen her voice, so if I look as dazzling as Pearl, maybe Edward will kiss me instead! Now, what kind of haircut would suit me?
KING TRITON
A power cut.
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
Oh, hilarious. Anyway, the moment has arrived. It’s time to act!
KING TRITON
Haha! I was starting to wonder when the acting would begin.
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
Very funny, SpongeBob.
KING TRITON
Actually, it’s more gills than pores, but thanks.
AUNTIE OCTAVIA
Enough! I’ve no time to argue. I’m leaving. Farewell… forever, brother!
KING TRITON
No! You can’t leave me here alone!